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Pikey Eyan Purvis
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Penny Well
2011-07-21 22:05:01 UTC
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Eyan the fat ginger tosser & his pikey family turn up at the Pearly gates
.....along with the family's dozen or so horses & rickety caravans.

They demand entrance & St.Peter says .... "Hey, wait a minute .... I'll just
contact my boss, before I can let you
all in. So St.Peter walks away & miraculously grabs hold of a mobile
'phone ..... & contacts God.

St. Peter ... "Hey God. I have loads of Pikeys wanting to enter the Pearly
Gates. What should I do ?"

God ..... " We've already gone well over our quota of pikeys .... just go
back to them & ask them to agree amongst themselves who the dozen most
deserving are & then let them in".

2 minutes later ... St. Peter calls God again .... "Hey ! .... They've
gone !!"

God replies ..... "WHAT ? Every single pikey ?"

St. Peter .... " No. The Pearly Gates".
Eyan The Mackem (oo)
2011-07-22 05:54:42 UTC
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Post by Penny Well
Eyan the fat ginger tosser & his pikey family turn up at the Pearly gates
.....along with the family's dozen or so horses & rickety caravans.
They demand entrance & St.Peter says .... "Hey, wait a minute .... I'll
just contact my boss, before I can let you
all in. So St.Peter walks away & miraculously grabs hold of a mobile
'phone ..... & contacts God.
St. Peter ... "Hey God. I have loads of Pikeys wanting to enter the
Pearly Gates. What should I do ?"
God ..... " We've already gone well over our quota of pikeys .... just go
back to them & ask them to agree amongst themselves who the dozen most
deserving are & then let them in".
2 minutes later ... St. Peter calls God again .... "Hey ! .... They've
gone !!"
God replies ..... "WHAT ? Every single pikey ?"
St. Peter .... " No. The Pearly Gates".
Ray Cyst Ginger fooka
Jay Cloth
2011-07-25 23:13:45 UTC
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Post by Eyan The Mackem (oo)
Ray Cyst Ginger fooka
Dirty mackem, dirty monkey mackem, dirty mackem ... you're from Pennywell.

Hahahahahahaha !

get a job you pathetic waster
Eyan The Mackem (oo)
2011-07-26 06:17:53 UTC
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Post by Jay Cloth
Post by Eyan The Mackem (oo)
Ray Cyst Ginger fooka
Dirty mackem, dirty monkey mackem, dirty mackem ... you're from Pennywell.
Hahahahahahaha !
get a job you pathetic waster
Yawn
True Blue
2011-08-10 23:52:13 UTC
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Yawn
Wey hey , ho di hum ya homo .... etc ......

'Av yers started rioting in Pennywell yet, bloater ?

Smashin' each others caravans up & stealing yer
neighbours donkeys ?
Eyan The Mackem (oo)
2011-08-11 13:45:15 UTC
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Yawn
Wey hey , ho di hum ya homo .... etc ......

'Av yers started rioting in Pennywell yet, bloater ?

Smashin' each others caravans up & stealing yer
neighbours donkeys ?



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Not yet

Eyan The Mackem (oo)
2011-07-22 05:58:24 UTC
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Post by Penny Well
Eyan the fat ginger tosser & his pikey family turn up at the Pearly gates
.....along with the family's dozen or so horses & rickety caravans.
They demand entrance & St.Peter says .... "Hey, wait a minute .... I'll
just contact my boss, before I can let you
all in. So St.Peter walks away & miraculously grabs hold of a mobile
'phone ..... & contacts God.
St. Peter ... "Hey God. I have loads of Pikeys wanting to enter the
Pearly Gates. What should I do ?"
God ..... " We've already gone well over our quota of pikeys .... just go
back to them & ask them to agree amongst themselves who the dozen most
deserving are & then let them in".
2 minutes later ... St. Peter calls God again .... "Hey ! .... They've
gone !!"
God replies ..... "WHAT ? Every single pikey ?"
St. Peter .... " No. The Pearly Gates".
Hang on Ginger ? Thats you daft coont
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