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Fatty Umbongo
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Eyan The Mackem (oo)
2011-09-17 23:09:20 UTC
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Dearest One.

Thanks for the opportunity to be your friend,I know this mail will come to
you as a surprise since we have not meet or had a previous correspondence,
please bear with me. I will really like to have a good relationship with
you. I have a special reason why I decided to contact you.

I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here ,I am
Ms Fati Mbogo Edwards 25 years old girl from Liberia the only daughter of
Late Dr ,Mbogo Edwards the deputy minister of national security under the
leadership of president Charles Taylor who is now in exile after many
innocent soul were killed ,My father was killed by government of Charles
Taylor ,he accuse my father of coup attempt.

I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I, am receiving
from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late father's treasury
and properties from me since the unexpected death of my beloved Father.

Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but she hide away my
international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckily she
did not discover where I kept my father’s File which contains important
documents. I decided to run to the refegee camp where I am presently seeking
asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the Refegee here in
ougadugou,Republic of Burkinafaso.I wish to contact you personally for a
long term business relationship and investment assistance in your Country.

My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$6,500, 000.00 in Bank
with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the
necessay documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the
transfer and investment of the fund in your country,As you will help me in
an invsetment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my fist
year in the university, when the crisis started.

It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your
services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the reason
why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be through
this email address only for confidential purposes.

As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will put
things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall
appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to
handle this transaction sincerely. iam staying at the female hostel.

Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to your
self please i beg you not to disclose it till i come over , once the fund
has been transfered,

Yours Fati


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Dear Fati

Eff off


Amazing
TommoCubed
2011-09-21 23:04:36 UTC
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Post by Eyan The Mackem (oo)
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Dear Fati
Eff off
Amazing
Poor Fati. She'll need someone else to help with her "invsetment"
true blue
2011-09-30 00:12:42 UTC
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Fatty Eyan, you lyin' get. You've already promised yourself to your mam.

Dirty, distgusting mackem. You should be ashamed of yourself. I hope that
your
mam leaves your family's home ( AND it's awning ... gas bottles & pony) to
the
people in the caravan next to yours.

ps. Get a job, you lazy bastard.

XXX

AB.
Post by Eyan The Mackem (oo)
Dearest One.
Thanks for the opportunity to be your friend,I know this mail will come to
you as a surprise since we have not meet or had a previous correspondence,
please bear with me. I will really like to have a good relationship with
you. I have a special reason why I decided to contact you.
I decided to contact you because of the urgency of my situation here ,I am
Ms Fati Mbogo Edwards 25 years old girl from Liberia the only daughter of
Late Dr ,Mbogo Edwards the deputy minister of national security under the
leadership of president Charles Taylor who is now in exile after many
innocent soul were killed ,My father was killed by government of Charles
Taylor ,he accuse my father of coup attempt.
I am constrained to contact you because of the maltreatment I, am
receiving from my step mother. She planned to take away all my late
father's treasury and properties from me since the unexpected death of my
beloved Father.
Meanwhile I wanted to escape to the Europe but she hide away my
international passport and other valuable travelling documents. Luckily
she did not discover where I kept my father's File which contains
important documents. I decided to run to the refegee camp where I am
presently seeking asylum under the United Nations High Commission for the
Refegee here in ougadugou,Republic of Burkinafaso.I wish to contact you
personally for a long term business relationship and investment assistance
in your Country.
My father of blessed memory deposited the sum of US$6,500, 000.00 in Bank
with my name as the next of kin. However, I shall forward you with the
necessay documents on confirmation of your acceptance to assist me for the
transfer and investment of the fund in your country,As you will help me in
an invsetment, and i will like to complete my studies, as i was in my fist
year in the university, when the crisis started.
It is my intention to compensate you with 20% of the total money for your
services and the balance shall be my investment capital. This is the
reason why I decided to contact you. Please all communications should be
through this email address only for confidential purposes.
As soon as I receive your positive response showing your interest I will
put things into action immediately. In the light of the above, I shall
appreciate an urgent message indicating your ability and willingness to
handle this transaction sincerely. iam staying at the female hostel.
Awaiting your urgent and positive response. Please do keep this only to
your self please i beg you not to disclose it till i come over , once the
fund has been transfered,
Yours Fat Ginger Eyan
Eyan The Mackem (oo)
2011-09-30 02:50:55 UTC
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"true blue" wrote in message news:VP7hq.133271$***@en-nntp-09.am2.easynews.com...

Fatty Eyan, you lyin' get. You've already promised yourself to your mam.

Dirty, distgusting mackem. You should be ashamed of yourself. I hope that
your
mam leaves your family's home ( AND it's awning ... gas bottles & pony) to
the
people in the caravan next to yours.

ps. Get a job, you lazy bastard.

XXX

A BELLEND.

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